I am Beyoncé, u r Michelle
/ask me

sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

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julesboy:

wingzup36:

REDMAN

*eats you out as a friend*

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

mrcheyl:

Angelina Jolie (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)
goldenxpvssy:

Dammit angie
  • me: *wakes up*
  • me: wheres my phone
  • me: *rips off blankets*
  • me: *hears loud thud*
  • me: there it is